Legally back up the accidental promises you’re making in your business.
The Legal Glow-Up Challenge
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Every sales page, caption, and marketing email could be making a promise you didn’t mean to.
In this free challenge, you’ll uncover the hidden legal promises in your content—and protect the ones that matter most.
5 days. 20 minutes a day. No Stress. Let’s go.
☞ STARTS MONDAY, MAY 19 ☜
This challenge is perfect for you if…
✔️ You’re an online coach, healer, or service provider
✔️ You want clear, supportive legal boundaries
✔️ You want to feel confident nothing’s slipping through the cracks
✔️ You’re ready to protect your work without overwhelm
✔️ You want to finally get your legal blind spots covered
It’s not for brick-and-mortar business owners focused on in-person retail or storefront spaces—this glow-up is made for digital realms and online magic.
Want to feel grounded, protected, and a little smug knowing your legal bases are actually covered?
This is your moment.
What you’ll get from your glow-up
🫧 Clarity on what you’ve been unconsciously promising in your marketing
🫧 One promise, legally backed up — copy + paste your custom disclaimer in under 10 minutes
🫧 A fast, repeatable process to spot legal risks before they cause chaos
🫧 The confidence to protect your business without second-guessing every offer
Get ready to shift from “I’ll just grin and bear it” to “This is fixable, and I’m in charge.”
Here’s What We’ll Cover (Day by Day)
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Day 1
You’re Actually Making Legal Promises.
You’ll take inventory of at least one invisible promise hiding in your sales page, content, or emails.
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Day 2
Choose What Needs a Legal Boost.
Identify the one promise that feels most out of alignment or risky to leave vague.
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Day 3
Your First Official Legal Glow-Up.
Use my secret tool to legally back up one promise with a quick, copy/paste clause.
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Day 4
The Danger Zone: When Legal Promises Go Unchecked.
Learn what can go wrong when you leave things unclear—and why clarity is everything.
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Day 5
You Get It. Now What?
Choose one small, sustainable legal habit or ritual to carry forward.
Finish the challenge and you could win…
🥇 A $200 credit to The Legal Apothecary or Sanctuary
🥈 A Cease-and-De-Stress bundle of local teas
Plus complete all 5 days and get early access + bonus perks
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Plus complete all 5 days and get early access + bonus perks •
Who am I? I’m your friend, Maria, aka your Legal Fairy Godmother & challenge hostess.
I’m also a YouTuber, wannabe homesteader, ex-opera singer, and boy mom x3.
I started my law practice as the antidote to typical, stuffy law firm. Think of me as your fiercely feminine, intimidation-free lawyer/business cheerleader. Elle Woods-like “gemini” enthusiasm, but with turmeric milk and an amethyst tower on her desk instead of sorority pics and a copy of Cosmo.
You’ve already done the hard part—building something powerful.
Ready to protect your offers, glow up your boundaries, and breathe easier?
By signing up, you are also signing up for my email list. I’m an INTERNET lawyer, so of course info will NEVER BE SOLD and is subject to this Privacy Policy.