Let me
moonlight
as your outsourced legal guide
Whether you’re launching something new, protecting what you’ve already built, or craving peace of mind that your legal bases are covered, here’s how we can work together.
THE LEGAL APOTHECARY SHOP
You don’t always need a lawyer. Sometimes, you just need the right words, written in a mess-up-proof way.
The Legal Apothecary Shop is my library of customizable, multiple-choice-style templates designed for spiritual entrepreneurs, healers, and online creators.
✔️ Attorney-drafted
✔️ So freaking easy to customize
✔️ Yours to keep
This is your sacred starting point for DIY protection—no highlighted word docs, and no guesswork.
LEGAL SUPPORT FOR YOUR LAUNCH
Launching something? Let’s make sure your sales page, refund policy, contracts, and disclaimers actually back up the magic you’re selling.
This service includes:
🔥 Sales page + refund policy review
🔥 One offer-specific contract
🔥 Copy/paste-able legal language
🔥 A video walkthrough and personalized checklist to keep your launch smooth & your booty protected
Because “I want a refund” messages are not worth your stress. 😉
TRADEMARK PROTECTION
Your brand name is sacred. Let’s make sure it’s protected.
I guide you through the entire trademark process with clarity and care. We’ll evaluate your name’s legal strength and flag potential risks so you can file (or pivot) with confidence.
This service includes:
🔮 A Trademark Crystal Ball Report (aka my special trademark scorecard + strategy)
🔮 U.S. application prep and filing
🔮 Ongoing updates through registration
Your name deserves to be known. So let’s protect it.
VOICE NOTE SUPPORT
This is legal support on speed dial. Private legal guidance via secure voice message. No Zoom fatigue or calendaring required.
This service includes:
🔥 1–2 business day response time to your questions.
🔥 6-month minimum commitment
🔥 Perfect for complex decisions, sticky convos, or offer pivots
No “quick questions” that turn into invoices.
P.S. About Contract Review & Custom Contracts…
Contract reviews and custom agreements are available only to current clients, Sanctuary members, or by referral (when capacity allows).If that’s you, reach out and I’ll let you know next steps.