Create a Refund Policy That Actually Protects You—In 5 Minutes or Less
Refunds don’t have to be awkward.
Create a clear, kind, and legally-sound refund policy—without the second-guessing.
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Meet The Refund Policy Oracle™
A magical little lawyer-created tool that helps you set refund boundaries that protect your time, energy, and income — without the legal guesswork.
In 5 minutes or less, you’ll:
✔️ Choose the context for your refund policy (digital products, sessions, events & more)
✔️ Customize it to your business—no generic nonsense here
✔️ Get a copy/paste-ready policy to drop into your site, checkout, or contracts
✔️ Handle the dreaded “Uhhh…what’s your refund policy?” email
Perfect for you if:
You run a course or membership program; or
You sell tickets, digital products, or physical goods; or
You offer done-for-you services or book client sessions online;
You’ve ever gotten a refund request and thought, “Wait… do I have to?”
You’re relying on refund policy copy you found on Google (and hoping it holds up)
Got questions? Before you ask the cosmos…
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Yep! It’s my way of helping you say goodbye to awkward (and awful) refund situations. Clear terms that your people have to agree to before buying? Priceless.
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It can cover:
memberships
paid workshops or courses
coaching or done-for-you services
one-on-one sessions
digital or physical products
in-person events or retreats.
Just select what you’re offering, follow the prompts, answer some quick questions, and poof! A refund policy tailored to your business.
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That’s fine! Just start the Oracle over from the beginning for each type of offer.
Free + Ready in 5 Minutes
Who am I? I’m your friend, Maria, aka your Legal Fairy Godmother.
I’m also a YouTuber, wannabe homesteader, ex-opera singer, and boy mom x3.
I started my law practice as the antidote to typical, stuffy law firm. Think of me as your fiercely feminine, intimidation-free lawyer/business cheerleader. Elle Woods-like “gemini” enthusiasm, but with turmeric milk and an amethyst tower on her desk instead of sorority pics and a copy of Cosmo.
This isn’t a generic freebie you’ll forget about tomorrow.
It’s a thoughtful little ritual for your business—
the first step toward contracts that actually have your back
So fast, and it’s Free.99