Protect Your Course or Membership with a Real Refund Policy—in Just 5 Minutes

Refunds don’t have to be awkward.

So create a refund policy your future self will thank you for.

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Meet The Refund Policy Oracle™

A magical little lawyer-created tool that helps you set refund boundaries that protect your time, energy, and income — without the legal guesswork.

In 5 minutes or less, you’ll:

✔️ Choose the context for your refund policy (course vs membership)

✔️ Customize it to your business—no generic blah blah legal jargon here

✔️ Get a copy/paste-ready policy to drop into your checkout and FAQ

✔️ Handle the dreaded “I would like a refund” email

Perfect for you if:

You run a course or membership program; and

You’ve ever gotten a refund request and thought, “Wait… do I have to?”; or

You’re relying on refund policy copy you found on Google (and hoping it holds up)

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Got questions? Before you ask the cosmos…

  • Yep! It’s my way of helping you say goodbye to awkward (and awful) refund situations. Clear terms that your people have to agree to before buying? Priceless.

  • It can cover:

    • memberships

    • done-at-your-own-pace courses

    Just select what you’re offering, follow the prompts, answer some quickquestions, and poof! A refund policy tailored to your offer and the way you run your business.

  • That’s fine! Just start the Oracle over from the beginning for each type of offer.

Free + Ready in 5 Minutes

Who am I? I’m your friend, Maria, aka your Legal Fairy Godmother.

I’m also a YouTuber, wannabe homesteader, ex-opera singer, and boy mom x3.

I started my law practice as the antidote to typical, stuffy law firm. Think of me as your fiercely feminine, intimidation-free lawyer/business cheerleader. Elle Woods-like “gemini” enthusiasm, but with turmeric milk and an amethyst tower on her desk instead of sorority pics and a copy of Cosmo.

This isn’t a generic freebie you’ll forget about tomorrow.

It’s a thoughtful little boundary-building ritual for your business—
the first step toward contracts that actually have your back

So fast, and it’s Free.99